After Wired announces that your computer is bad for you because of certain toxins left over after manufacturing processes, I predict the following two possible responses:

a) “Okie dokie, then.”
b) “WE’RE ALL GUNNA DIE! WE’RE ALL GUNNA DIE!”

And, possibly,

c) “I run Linux. I’m immune to your propaganda.”

Now, am I better off because I use a laptop as my primary machine, or does that just make it worse? I admit to having three desktops at home, at least two of them reasonably old, with one of them having just been upgraded to a new case and motherboard. Hmm, how many toxins have I inhaled in the last few minutes…