I know everyone’s always wanted to be able to hurl Shakespearean insults at one another; it’s certainly something I’ve been looking forward to all my life.

Not.

On the other hand, I do kind of like the idea of using Doom as a tool for systems administration. Unfortunately, such an idea would probably create very unstable systems, but the premise is sound! What better way to take out your frustrations on something than to shoot the Hell out of it?

There are times when I’ve wished I could do so with all sorts of systems, ranging from variants of Windows to Apples to UNIXes.Thankfully, I’ve never actually done it, or perhaps I wouldn’t be writing this, not having a computer to write it with…