From a family friend of ours:

President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Nice pigs, sir.” The President replies, “These are not pigs; these are authentic Texas razorback hogs. I got one for Vice
President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.” The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, “Nice trade, sir.”

I’ve long been looking for proof that there were pigs in office. Lo and behold, Bush provided the evidence his very own self!