Further Excerpts from The Spam Bible

In the spirit of this old blog post, I bring you further excerpts from the Spammer’s Bible:

And the e-mail clients were ripe for picking, and they said to Us, “Advertise at a minimum cost! Make us distrust marketing entirely and sell us our Viagra!”

Overlooked was the fact that Viagra did not yet exist on yon Earth.

Those first billion e-mail transactions in thy faithful language of binary – 10010001 – blessed us holy and netted us one cent.

Thus spake the original spammers: SmallCap! Re-finance! Loww ratess! Skyrocket!

I have written of spam before, and it seems appropriate again now.

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