With Poland planning its first nuclear power plant, the Bush administration may now have cause to attack them. After all, if Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and other Middle Eastern countries can’t have nuclear power, why should they?

Why is this unlikely to happen? First, Poland is a first-world country; only third-world countries are denied the benefits of nuclear power. Secondly, Poland is a member country in the European Union, and we’d hate to do anything to piss them off. If it weren’t for these two reasons, Poland would likely be in trouble.