Spring Quarter 2005 Class Planning

Looking at Spring Quarter classes, there’s not really all that much that’s interesting me at the moment. Currently, I’m looking at Illustrations of Character: Literary and Philosophical Studies for 16 credits, Advanced Web Design for 4 credits through the Evening/Weekend Studies Program, or Web Graphics and Flash for 4 credits, also through EWS. I may also take both EWS programs at once, since the schedule doesn’t conflict — the only thing that switching to part time studies might affect is my ability to work in the Writing Center as a full-time enrolled student. Not being sure of my eligibility for the last two programs, I’ve e-mailed the faculty member responsible for both of them.

We’ll see what he tells me. At the moment, it’s slim pickin’s.

What Age Do I Act?


You Are 27 Years Old


27

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Is it good when you act five years older than you are?

Trackback Pings Disabled

And then the spammers sayeth, "If thou wilt not alloweth comments upon thy blog entries, we shalt spam you using yonder trackback ping!"

— If there were a Spammer’s Bible, this would be in there.

Trackback pings have been disabled by default on blog entries after this one, and I will (very) slowly be turning trackbacks off on old entries as well. Damn spammers.

Workload

Over the course of the quarter, as I’ve continued to judge the amount of work required for my program (The Novel: Life and Form), I’ve found myself having to make time adjustments accordingly. In addition to class, I also work in the Writing Center, do client work for naturalaxis, serve on the Enrollment Coordination Committee, and serve on the Enrollment Growth DTF. By far, the part of all that work that has taken the biggest hit is my Writing Center work.
I started out the quarter working 13 hours a week — 4 on Monday, 4 on Tuesday, and 5 on Thursday, I rapidly found that I had to drop the 5 hours on Thursday, bringing me down to 8 hours a week. Then, just today, I decided that I needed to drop that down even further, eliminating my Monday shift and shortening my Tuesday shift from four hours to three. So I’m now only working 3 hours a week for the Writing Center, in addition to all my other work.
The Enrollment Growth DTF has now completed its request for enrollment proposals from the campus community, which resulted in no fewer than 44 proposals sitting on my desk for review, averaging about 5 pages each. All these need to be read by the next meeting during the first week of Feburary, so I’m going to be hustling over the weekend to read all of them. I’ve also got a presentation on monday about John Singer Sargent, the American painter originally born in Florence in 1856. The very next day, there’s a paper due on one of our books — I forget which.
Ain’t life grand?

TV/DVD Captions Update

From Toshiba Customer Support:

Dear Peter,

Thanks for writing!

We appreciate your interest in Toshiba.

The closed captioning on our units is only through the TV's tuner.

Rick

Toshiba Customer Service

In other words, Toshiba did the absolute minimum required by law.

Closed Captions on TV/DVD Sets

So I happened to get a Toshiba MD13P1 for Christmas from my parents, which is a combination TV/DVD unit. I had originally intended it for use in my own room, but it’s taken its place in the living room now that there’s plenty of room out there that just begs for filling up.

This is a nice little unit, despite that we don’t actually have cable TV to hook into. It has very nice picture, great sound, and DVDs play flawlessly. It has built-in closed captions, which makes me quite happy, being hearing impaired.

But here’s the rub: the closed-caption decoder on the unit only decodes captions from TV shows. We’ve discovered this by a little trial and error with DVDs we know to be captioned but that don’t have subtitles. So we’ve had to play any DVD that doesn’t directly have captions on my faithful laptop, autumn. Strangely, this seems to have the effect of turning my nice little TV/DVD combo into a paperweight in some situations.

But why doesn’t the closed caption decoder cover both units? In cases such as these, plugging in an external DVD player would probably force the pickup of captions through the unit, but this doesn’t make any logistical sense — if you buy a combination unit, you sort of expect — nay, demand — the ability to use closed captions on any application that unit is good for.

So what’s up with this? Is this the only model to do this, or is this a bigger plague than I make it out to be? Am I the only one that finds this a very strange loophole in the FCC’s Part 79 Closed Captioning Rules? A more digestible version of this information is available through the FCC’s Consumer Information on Closed Captioning. All that document states is that "the Commission has required that all analog television sets with screens 13 inches or larger sold in the United States contain built-in decoder circuitry that allows viewers to display closed captions". This unit does do that, but it seems like that rule should reasonably apply to all parts of the unit.

So I’m more than a little puzzled and somewhat irked — what’s the point of shelling out $200 for a TV set if it doesn’t caption everything it should caption? Admittedly, this television was a gift, but good money was paid for it, and I feel somewhat slighted by Toshiba. I doubt, however, that there’s all that much that can be done about it past my current solution.

Update (10:57PM)

I decided to do a little web searching and ran across the following from the National Captioning Institute’s FAQ:

Why don’t the captions show up on my DVD?

The problem may be with the DVD player or it may be with the DVD. Some of the early models and some inexpensive models don’t support closed captions.

The problem may not be the DVD player, but rather the hookup, decoder, or TV with built in decoder. Some consumers have written to say that using an S-video hookup with certain models of DVD players and television sets prevents the captions from being displayed.

One possibility is that the DVD distributor opted to use English subtitles instead of captions, so if the viewer is looking for captions, they can’t find them. The subtitles do not need to go through the decoder to be displayed the way captions do. Captions must go through the TV decoder to be displayed. Subtitles are turned on and off through the DVD player.

I’ve used DVDs where I know the last option to not be the case. I’m not sure about the other two options on there.

Pixelary Updates

As part of the process of signing up for a SourceForge account, you are required to write some descriptions for the project you propose to create. SourceForge asks for a short (less than 255 character) description of the project. Pixelary’s entry is below:

Pixelary is a PHP-based account management system for web site designers. Running on any web server that supports PHP, Pixelary features support ticket functionality, the ability to define multiple contacts per account, and e-mail gateway capabilities.

SourceForge also requires “detailed, accurate, English-language description of your project, including technical aspects which cause it to differ from similar, existing solutions” for their use in assessing the project — this is used internally by SourceForge, but I thought I’d post it here. They further state that the “description needs to be technical and tangible, not abstract and philosophical. Please explain what the software will do, what purpose it will serve, and the basic problem it will solve.” Pixelary’s description is as follows:

Pixelary is being implemented in PHP using a MySQL backend to manage all data. It is being coded to be as robust as possible while still serving the needs of web designers quickly and efficiently. This will be achieved by allowing clients and consultants to interact with the system via e-mail to file support tickets and update their accounts, in addition to the web-based interface. The system may also (at some point in the future) branch off some of this functionality as plugins in order to better allow customization of the software.

Pixelary is created specifically to address the goal of increasing communication with web design clients by allowing clients full access to all data associated with their account, including timesheets, support tickets, and current/past bills.

I have requested registration with SourceForge, and should hear back within two business days (by Thursday). Hopefully, I get the space, though I realize the extreme pre-alpha status of the project as a whole.

Redrum! Redrum!

To add bloody murder to injury, I see the following in my Evergreen e-mail inbox this afternoon:

Hi... I've ordered the Everyman hardcover 1961 edition of Ulysses
Ulysses (Everyman's Library, 100)
by JAMES JOYCE
Hardcover: 1136 pages
Publisher: Everyman's Library; Reprint edition (October 28, 1997)
ISBN: 0679455132

And this for those of you who'd like some help on this adventure...

The New Bloomsday Book: A Guide Through Ulysses
by Harry Blamires
Paperback: 272 pages
Publisher: Routledge; 3rd edition (August 1, 1996)
ISBN: 0415138582

Ouch.